"A TSA screener in Kansas City is facing criticism for giving
a pat-down to an 8-month-old baby. You don't pat down a baby!
You stick him in a tray and run him through the X-ray machine."
-Jimmy Fallon
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,
and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer
was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the
woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new baby
and tend to the other children milling around her, he sighed,
"Every time."
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Casserole
Before rushing to work, I prepared a casserole for that evening's
dinner and put it in the fridge. As I turned to leave, I told my son
to stick it in the oven when he got home from school. "Make sure to
put it in at 350," I said.
"Sorry, can't," he replied. "I don't get home until quarter after four."
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