Friday, March 11, 2011

Today's hUMOR

"Largest Amphibious Assault"
I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?"
Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found instead on one paper, "Moses and the plague of frogs."
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CleanPun
“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”
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One Liner
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.”
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