Duck Food
One day while I was working in my office, this duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got any duck
food?"
I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.
The next day the same duck comes back, looks around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck food?" he asks
again.
"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to the floor."
"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.
But the next day the duck comes waddling in and jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"
"No," I answered.
"Good! You got any duck food?"