"Morning Pills"
This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain, there was a bit of a mess-up with the pills on the kitchen counter.
I wish to announce to any of those interested that I shall now be heartworm-free for the next 30 days.
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I SELDOM INCLUDE A JOKE WHERE YOU HAVE TO GO TO A WEBSITE TO GET THE hUMOR BUT THIS ONE IS WORTH IT.
Good test for your vision!
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A four-year-old was explaining the story of the Fallen Angels to his younger
brother.
"One day up in heaven God said to the angels, 'Pick up your toys.' Some
angels said, 'We won't,' and so God started hell."
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A pastor was speaking to a group of second-graders about the resurrection of
Jesus when one student asked, "What did Jesus say right after He came out of
the grave?"
The pastor explained that the Gospels do not tell us what He said.
The hand of one little girl shot up. "I know what He said: He said,
'Tah-dah!'"
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Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.