IF RELIGION WAS BASEBALL:
-Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper.
-Quakers won't swing.
-Unitarians can catch anything.
-Amish would walk a lot.
-Episcopalians would pass the plate.
-Evangelicals would make effective pitches.
-Fundamentalists would balk.
-Mormons would stay in left field.
-Adventists would have a seventh-inning stretch.