Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Today's hUMOR

"Important Political Decisions"
As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the house floor.
I stood there, thinking how difficult it must be for the people in that room to wrestle with important decisions that affect so many citizens.
It was then that I spied, sitting on one representative's desk, a Magic 8-Ball

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CleanPun
"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square!"

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CleanPun
"Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square!"

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One Liner
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

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One Liner
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."