"Insurance Check and Double Take"
Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn.
“We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained. “We replace the barn and all the equipment in it.”
“In that case,” replied the wife, “cancel the policy I have on my husband.”
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One Liner
“When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.”
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CleanQuote
“Success is a great deodorant.”
~Elizabeth Taylor
~Elizabeth Taylor