Today's hUMOR

"Sugar Packets Announcement"

The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area.

We have had some serious problems with ants in the past and would like to avoid any recurrences if possible.

Coffee drinkers, please dispose of these packets properly.

If you are a coffee drinker but can't read yet, please have your parents explain this to you.

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CleanPun

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
~Mitch Hedberg

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One Liner

“If a line is the shortest distance between two points, why does waiting in line take so long?"

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CleanQuote

“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
~Helen Hayes (at 73)