My forgetter's getting better

My forgetter's getting better
But my rememberer is broke.
To you that may seem funny but,
to me, that is no joke.

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there."
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain;
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself "who's that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

Misc. hUMOR

There was a lady who was visiting a church one Sunday.
The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the
congregation fell asleep.

After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very
sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting,
and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."

And the gentleman yawned, "I'm glad it's done too!"


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A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to
empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked
the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?"

"At Sunday school," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it."


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NO EXCUSE SUNDAY:
DEDICATED TO MISSING CHURCH ATTENDERS!

To make it possible for everyone
to attend church this Sunday, we are
going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday":

Cots will be placed in the foyer for
those who say, "Sunday is my only
day to sleep in."

There will be a special section with
lounge chairs for those who feel
that our pews are too hard.

Eye drops will be available for those
with tired eyes from watching TV
late Saturday night.

We will have steel helmets for those
who say, "The roof would cave in if
I ever came to church."

Blankets will be furnished for those
who think the church is too cold,
and fans for those who say it is too hot.

Scorecards will be available for those
who wish to list the hypocrites present.

Relatives and friends will be in
attendance for those who can't go
to church and cook dinner, too.

We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship"
buttons for those that feel the church is
always asking for money.

One section will be devoted to trees and
grass for those who like to seek God in nature.