The Tooth Fairy
I was playing Tooth Fairy when my daughter
suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in my hand,
she cried out, "I caught you!"
I froze and tried to think of an explanation
for why I was putting the money under her
pillow instead of the Tooth Fairy. But her
next words let me off the hook. "You put that
money back!" she said indignantly. "The Tooth
Fairy left that for ME!"
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The Tooth Fairy
I was playing Tooth Fairy when my daughter
suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in my hand,
she cried out, "I caught you!"
I froze and tried to think of an explanation
for why I was putting the money under her
pillow instead of the Tooth Fairy. But her
next words let me off the hook. "You put that
money back!" she said indignantly. "The Tooth
Fairy left that for ME!"
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Blue Eyes
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer
asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make
her husband's blue eyes stand out.
"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand
out if you tie it tight enough."