Sunday, April 17, 2011

Today's hUMOR

"Vow Changes"
Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.
"You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore."
"Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion."

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"Tub Baptism"
A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church. Later that night, her daughter took all of her dolls into the bathtub with her and held her own "baptism."
As she dunked each doll under the water, she repeated, "Now I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son, and hold your nose."

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CleanPun
"When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate."

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One Liner
"One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him."

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CleanQuote
"The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map."

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