Hot Fudge?
I went into Dairy Queen the other day and asked
for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge.
The clerk behind the counter replied, "Sorry. The
hot fudge only comes in one temperature."
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Tax Collectors
A man walks into a restaurant with his pet alligator under
his arm.
"Do you serve tax collectors?" he asks the barman.
"Of course," says the barman.
"Well," replies the man, "I'll have a beer, and my alligator
will have a tax collector."
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