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Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us.
The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when we try to find something right away.
My favorite was done by one guy who attached this sticker to a box - obviously not knowing how to spell the best one word description: "Animals you hit with a stick at a Mexican party."
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Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us.
The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when we try to find something right away.
My favorite was done by one guy who attached this sticker to a box - obviously not knowing how to spell the best one word description: "Animals you hit with a stick at a Mexican party."
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You've Got No Mail
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
The psychiatrist asks, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
"That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.
"How's that working?"
Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet," the blonde replies.
"And why do you think that is?"
The blonde says, "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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Its Colorado and this trucker is driving along and comes to a read light and stops.
He is looking in his rear view mirror and watches a red mustang pull up and a Blond jump out and run up to his truck and knocks on his window and as he rolls it down she says "Hi I'm Jill!, and you are losing your load" The light changes and the truck driver ignoring her just drivers off.
At the next stop light, the Blond jumps out and runs up to his truck and says "Hi I'm Jill!, and you are losing your load" This time the driver shakes his head and just drives off.
At the next light as he stopped the Blond again runs forward slightly out of breath and exasperated said "Hi I'm Jill!, and you are losing your load"
The truck driver hurriedly speeds to the next red light. He jumped down and ran to the mustang before the Blond could get out and knocks on her window and when she rolled it down he said: Hi! we are in Colorado, it is winter and my name is Kevin, and I am salting the road.