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Here is today's CleanQuote.
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
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Self-Consciousness
I was self-conscious about going to the gym, because I thought the pounds I had put on would make me stand out among the spandex-clad regulars. I chose a treadmill in the corner so I'd be inconspicuous. However, as I exercised, my worst fears came true. At least a dozen people turned to stare at me periodically. I thought it might be my imagination, but then one woman even squinted to get a better look.
Mortified, I stepped off the machine to leave. When I turned around, I realized that the gym's only wall clock had been hanging just inches above my head.
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Problem NameThe famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronouncedPeek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete...she is now anurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit ofa large metropolitan hospital. She is not permittedto answer the hospital telephones. It caused too muchconfusion when she would answer the phone and say:Picabo, ICU.