I hope todays post isn't a repeat....................................
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Worthy Cause
As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night after I spoke to a PTA group, the program chairperson thanked me profusely and gave me a check for fifty dollars.
"Giving these presentations is a part of my job," I said. "Could I donate the money to one of your causes?"
"That would be wonderful!" she gushed. "We have just the program that could use it. We're trying to raise money so we can afford better speakers."
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shush
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they
had successfully
slipped into the US.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.
The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers "Don't
blow our cover.
You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
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Psychological Test
This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story
about a girl.
While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this
guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was
amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be,
that she fell in love with him there and then... A few
days later the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
DON'T look at the answer until you have thought what
your own answer is to this question!!!!!
*Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at
the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a
psychopath. This was a test by a famous American
psychologist used to test if one has the same
mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers
took part in this test and answered it correctly. If
you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your
friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep
your distance.
(If you got the answer correct, please let me know so
I can take you off my distribution list...)
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Psychological Test
This is a genuine psychological test. It is a story
about a girl.
While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this
guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was
amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be,
that she fell in love with him there and then... A few
days later the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
DON'T look at the answer until you have thought what
your own answer is to this question!!!!!
*Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at
the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a
psychopath. This was a test by a famous American
psychologist used to test if one has the same
mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers
took part in this test and answered it correctly. If
you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your
friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep
your distance.
(If you got the answer correct, please let me know so
I can take you off my distribution list...)
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Makes about as much sense as anything else, I guess?! WRONG!
LOUISIANA POLITICS New Orleans has: A Democrat Mayor A Democrat City Council A Democrat Chief of Police Louisiana has: A Democrat Governor A Democrat Lt. Governor A Democrat Attorney General 24 of 39 Louisiana State Senators are Democrats 67 of 105 Louisiana State House Representatives are Democrats A Democrat Representative in the US ! House from New Orleans And one of the two Senators in the US Senate is a Democrat. SO YOU CAN SEE WHY IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!