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Thanks to La Mi -- THE PERFECT Preacher
7 A recent survey compiled all the qualities that people expect from the perfect preacher:
7 Preaches exactly 12 minutes.
7 Frequently condemns sin but never upsets anyone.
7 Works from 8 a.m. until midnight and is also a janitor.
7 Makes $60 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives about $80 a week to the poor.
7 28 years of age and has been preaching for 30 years.
7 Wonderfully gentle and good-looking.
7 A burning desire to work with teenagers, but is always with the senior citizens.
7 Makes 15 daily calls to church families, visits shut-ins and the hospitalized, evangelizes the unchurched, and is always in the office when needed.
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Question: Define The Following Terms
Antibody: Against everyone.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign: What you've been after eight.
Cardiology: Advance study of poker playing.
Cat Scan: Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic: Neck of a crow.
Coma: Punctuation mark.
Cyst: Short of sister.
Diagnosis: Person with slanted nose.
Dislocation: In this place.
Duodenum: Couple in jeans.
Enema: Not a friend.
False Labor: Pretending to work.
Gallbladder: Bladder in a girl.
Hernia: She is close by.
Labor Pain: Hurt at work.
Lactose: Person without digits on feet.
Lymph: Walk unsteadily.
Menopause: I no wait.
Microbes: Small dressing gowns.
Obesity: City of Obe.
Pacemaker: Winner of Nobel Peace Prize.
Protein: In favor of teens.
Pus: Small cat.
Red Blood Count: Dracula.
Rupture: Ecstasy.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serum: A sailor's drink.
Subcutaneous: Not cute enough.
Tablet: Small table.