Monday, June 21, 2004

From the Reader's Digest:

From the Reader's Digest:

>> In Bartlett, Illinois there's a carpet-
cleaning company called "Calvin Klean".

>> In San Rafael, California there's a
coffee shop called "Shaky Grounds".

>> In Osgood, Indiana there's a pet shop
named "Fish and Chirps".

>> In Glendale, California a pawnshop does
business as "Once a Pawn a Time".

>> Things were more confusing for the "Federal Espresso" coffee
shop in Syracuse, New York. When Federal Express objected
to that name, they changed it to "Ex-Federal Espresso". But
that did not satisfy the package-delivery giant. At the end
of a three-year legal battle everyone has finally agreed upon
the name "Freedom of Espresso". Thanks a latte, FedEx!

>> In Bartlett, Illinois there's a carpet-
cleaning company called "Calvin Klean".

>> In San Rafael, California there's a
coffee shop called "Shaky Grounds".

>> In Osgood, Indiana there's a pet shop
named "Fish and Chirps".

>> In Glendale, California a pawnshop does
business as "Once a Pawn a Time".

>> Things were more confusing for the "Federal Espresso" coffee
shop in Syracuse, New York. When Federal Express objected
to that name, they changed it to "Ex-Federal Espresso". But
that did not satisfy the package-delivery giant. At the end
of a three-year legal battle everyone has finally agreed upon
the name "Freedom of Espresso". Thanks a latte, FedEx!

Another Train

Another Train

So, theres this girl standing on the rail road tracks jumping up and down saying, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22..... and a blonde girl walked up and starred at her for a minute and a half. Then she got on the tracks behind the girl starts jumping up and down to the same beat as the brunette, saying 22, 22, 22, 22,..........

A train starts rapidly approaching, and the brunette gets off the tracks, but the blonde continues on jumping. The train comes and runs her over, and kills her, then the brunette gets back on the tracks and starts jumping again saying 23, 23, 23, 23,