Dog Report
Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had
the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all
turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her desk
and scolded him.
"This report on 'My Dog' is exactly, word for word, the same as your
brother's. Did you copy from him?"
He replies, "No Ma'am. It's about the same dog."
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Poisoned Apple
When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White and
The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen
appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and
my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a
bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground
unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter
spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."
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Feeding the Baby
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some
strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere,
especially on the infant.
His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring
into space, then says, "What in the world are you doing?"
He replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on
another."