A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car
driven by a beautiful woman, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car
opens the window, "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't and I never will."
The biker drives on. In the next car is another beautiful woman. While
passing, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window:
"Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't and I never will."
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off
the road into a ditch. A car stops and a beautiful woman man runs to the
unlucky biker. Covered in blood, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda
motorcycle?"
"Yes I have." said the woman. "I've had a Honda for several years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"