"The Innkeepers Top 10 Excuses…"
The Innkeepers Top 10 Excuses...
10. Roman's "Stay Free" promotion a bit too successful.
9. Wife said he couldn't accept olive wood carvings as payment anymore.
8. Too busy getting new "Motel One" franchise going.
7. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels.
6. Filled up for the "Caesar Impersonators'" convention.
5. Didn't accept the Judean Express Card.
4. Last room left was by the ice machine.
3. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before.
2. Closed front desk early to take family to watch unique star.
1. No last names, no service.
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A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally
recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members
protested that a more
experienced man would have been preferable.
Committee members retaliated with the argument that a younger minister might
breathe fresh life into the congregation. At the
end of the meeting, one commented to another, older member, that this marked
the beginning of better things for their church.
"Yes," the elder said with a wry smile. "Looks like we're moving on to
greener pastors."
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After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell
asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning.
"It's twenty to seven," she called.
"In whose favor?"
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"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own
way." - Josh Billings