"Dog Barking Payback"
A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours.
The husband jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this" and goes downstairs.
The husband finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, "Honey, the dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
The husband says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"
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"The Politician Dance"
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.
"All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."