What Do You Call A Guy Who Has...Names that fit their situation... Aptonyms
Q: What do you call a guy who makes joe-ks all the time?A: Josh
Q: What do you call a guy who breaks dishes?A: Chip
Q: What do you call a guy who cleans fireplaces for a living?A: Cole
Q: What do you call a guy who is not crazy?A: Norm
Q: What do you call a guy who likes to read books?A: Red
Q: What do you call a guy who pretends to be blind and needs money?A: Con
Q: What do you call a guy who does well in the stock market?A: Rich
Q: What do you call a guy who like to ring doorbells?A: Buzz
Q: What do you call a guy who grows vegetables?A: Herb
Q: What do you call a guy who honks his car horn all the time?A: Blaire
Q: What do you call a guy who breaks into houses?A: Jimmy
Q: What do you call a guy who has a bullet-proof skull?A: Helmut
Q: What do you call a guy who works at the police station front desk?A: Booker
Q: What do you call a guy buried up to his neck with no arms and no legs?A: SpikeQ: What do you call a guy in a flower pot with no arms and no legs?A: PeteQ: What do you call a guy stuffed in a mailbox with no arms and no legs?A: BillQ: What do you call a guy in a meat grinder with no arms and no legs?A: ChuckQ: What do you call a guy in a pot of boiling water with no arms and no legs?A: StuQ: What do you call a guy on your wall with no arms and no legs?A: ArtQ: What do you call his arms and legs?A: Pieces of ArtQ: What do you call a guy water skiing with no arms and no legs?A: SkipQ: What do you call a guy who bows down before the king?A: NeilQ: What do you call a guy at your front door with no arms and no legs?A: MattQ: What do you call a guy who sticks his right arm into a lion's mouth?A: LeftyQ: What do you call a guy who likes to hike a lot?A: WalkerQ: What do you call a guy who is very sarcastic?A: KurtQ: What do you call a guy who has been struck by lightning?A: RodQ: What do you call two guys on your wall with no arms and no legs?A: Kurt and RodQ: What do you call a guy who has no arms and no legs but is a great swimmer?A: BobQ: What do you call a guy whose head is shaped like a flower?A: BudQ: What do you call a guy who makes diamond rings?A: JulesQ: What do you call a guy who votes things down all the time?A: VitoQ: What do you call a guy who makes loudspeakers?A: MikeQ: What do you call a guy who is a bullfighter?A: GordQ: What do you call a guy who was out all night on the grass?A: DeweyQ: What do you call a guy who is a cattle thief?A: RussellQ: What do you call a guy who is a cattle thief?A: RussellQ: What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves with no arms and no legs?A: RussellQ: What do you call a guy who likes to see sunrises?A: DonQ: What do you call a guy that hangs around a bunch of musicians?A: DrummerQ: What do you call a guy with a lighthouse on his head?A: Cliff, as in: “Hi, my name's Cliff - drop over some time!”Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and covered in fur?A: HarryQ: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who can't say “Ah”?A: NoahQ: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who brings home the most bacon?A: MohammedQ: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, and is no hunchback?A: Humphrey.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a wall?A: StudQ: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs tightly packed into a box?A: Phil.Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who uses all the space in his box?A: Max.Q: What do you call a guy who recently lost a lot of weight?A: Les.Q: What do you call a girl who is very conceited?A: Mimi
Q: What do you call a girl who fell off the top of a mountain?A: DotQ: What do you call a girl who likes to go to the beach?A: Sandi
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to eat all the time?A: Dinah
Q: What do you call a girl who likes to push around a little cart?A: Dolly
Q: What do you call a girl who like to play hide-and-go-seek?A: Heidi
Q: What do you call a girl who is always taking people to court?A: Sue
Q: What do you call a girl who likes a lot of butter on her bread?A: MargeQ: What do you call a girl who works in the Church steeple?A: BelleQ: What do you call a girl who is in charge of the water faucet?A: FloQ: What do you call a girl who complains a lot?A: MonaQ: What do you call a girl who likes to go sailing?A: GailQ: What do you call a girl who gambles all the times?A: BetteQ: What do you call a girl who has to be helped around a lot?A: CarrieQ: What do you call a girl with a big head?A: HeddyQ: What do you call a girl who dresses in the latest fashions?A: MaudeQ: What do you call a girl who stands behind the goal at soccer practice?A: AnnetteQ: What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other?A: EileenQ: What do you call a woman with no arms, no legs on the wall?A: PegQ: What do you call a mechanic with a car on his head?A: JackQ: What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?A: LouQ: What do you call a female plumber with two toilets on her head?A: LuluQ: What do you call a worker with a shovel on his head?A: DougQ: What do you call a worker without a shovel on his head?A: DouglessQ: What do you call a worker called Richard with a road roller on his head?A: FlatrickQ: What do you call a dog with no legs in the middle of the road?A: SpotQ: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It doesn't matter, it won't come