"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking
down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave
your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Plane Reservations
Recently, I called to make reservations on a small charter plane that
departs from an equally small airport.
I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not
surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage
and passengers."
Then she asked, "How much do you weigh, sir?"
Not thinking clearly I answered, "With or without clothes?"
"Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?"