My mother's co-workers sympathized as my she complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.
"Why didn't you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked her.
"I could have," my mother told the group, "but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."
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Eye Exam
I believe my daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses.
I took her to the eye doctor just to check it out though. She was asked to read the bottom row of letters on the eye chart.
She said, "All right, I can see the 'O' and the 'P' and the 'T,' but not the 'N' and the 'Z.'"