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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter terats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
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Hot Sauce
Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local eatery. I wanted hot sauce,
Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild. When I asked for all three, the ornery
waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in the middle of the table.
"We need three," I insisted. "Which one is this?"
"All of them," she replied. "You want hot, put more on."
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Thanks to J&G B -- How Many Dogs Does It Take To
Change A Light Bulb???
How they answered...
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh Yeah! Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still [do my business... gotta be p.c. you know] on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
15. Basset Hound: Light bulbs don't really smell like
anything, so please, just don't trip over me on your
way over here to rub my belly.
16. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS... CATS HAVE A STAFF.