French restaurant

I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, "Have you got frog'slegs?"He said, "Yes."So I said, "Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich."

Quotes

Quotes
"It is hard to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place."
"We cannot direct the winds but we can adjust the sails."
"Don't lose hope - when it gets darkest the stars come out."
"Every exit is an entry into somewhere else."
"Good intentions are not good enough..........
ultimately we are measured our actions."
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can do nothing or die."
"Happiness is a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp; But, if you will sit down quietly, it may alight upon you."
"Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles."
"Listen to your heart, because in the end, it is your heart that counts."
"Stand up for what you believe in, even if your standing alone."
" Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket."
" The grass is always greener on the other side....until you jump the fence and see the weeds up close."
"You don't love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you love them."
"Courage is doing what you are afraid to do. There can be no courage without fear."
"A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks with you in the shadows."
"When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."
"We do not remember days, we remember moments."
"Doubt sees the obstacles
Faith sees the way.
Doubt sees the darkest night.
Faith sees the day.
Doubt dreads to take a step.
Faith soars on high.
Doubt questions,'Who believes'?
Faith answers,'I'."
"Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give."

HELLO

HELLO
Do you know that a simple "Hello" can be a sweet one?
I received one recently from a friend. Here is what it said:
The word HELLO means:
H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you.
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you...
So: HELLO !

Hospital Regulations

Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients who are being
discharged. However, while my friend was working as a student nurse, she
found one elderly gentleman - already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet - who insisted he didn't need her help to leave the
hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let her
wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, she asked if his wife was
meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom
changing out of her hospital gown."