Saturday, April 02, 2011

Today's hUMOR


"First Salute"
The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It's symbolizes authority and prestige.
When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face the world, I encountered a staff sergeant.
He gave me a snappy salute and said, "Good morning, Lieutenant. Your hat is on backwards, sir."
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CleanPun
"How's Business?" asked the bystander.
Said the street cleaner, "Things are picking up."
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One Liner
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand."
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CleanQuote
"Common sense isn't."
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