"The Mayor's Burden"
One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen and other city officials to treat him just like they would any other taxpayer.
The brother-in-law got a ticket for overtime parking. He immediately descended in fury on police headquarters, waving the ticket and sputtering, "Hey, do you know who I am?"
The desk sergeant surveyed him calmly, picked up his telephone and dialed the mayor's office. "Tell the mayor," he said to the secretary, "that his brother-in-law is down here and can't remember his name."
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CleanPun A store detective is a counter spy.
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One Liner
“All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power
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CleanQuote
“Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.”
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