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We moved into an apartment while we were looking for a place that would let us keep our pets. We could not have our pets at our apartment, so my brother-in-law kept our cat for us until we could find a place that would let us keep him.
One day he came home after dark and saw the cat on the porch eating. He reached down to pet him and while he was petting him he looked over toward the fence where he saw MY cat sitting. Looking back around to see what he was petting he realized that it was a raccoon that had came up to eat the cat food. After that the cat was fed in the house.
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At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another.
Soon the cook dashed out of the kitchen. "Here you are," he announced. "It's the missing link."
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My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
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The Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What
was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus'
father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get
that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always
talking about Verge n' Mary.
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* "Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
* The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
* Anything is easier to take apart than to put back together.
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Human body is an interesting phenomenon. A pat on the back can result in a swollen head.
~ Unknown