!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Rope Response "
A young fellow just starting into cattle ranching called the old cowboy one rainy evening and said he had a cow with problems having a calf.
The old cowboy got his rope, and drove thru the rain to his neighbor's house. The cow was standing out in the rain with her calf next to her. The old cowboy thought she should be examined anyway.
"Has she ever had a rope on her"?
"Oh, yeah, yeah! Last year!
The old cowboy twirled his rope over his head and made a perfect cast. As soon as the rope went over the cow's head, she bolted. In a dead run, she pulled the old cowboy around the corral on his stomach, full length in the mud, three times around the corral. The old cowboy finally got her stopped, and looking at the young man in a rage said," I thought you said she'd had a rope on her before!"
"I had a rope on her last year, and she did the same thing."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's CleanLaugh - "Rope Response "
A young fellow just starting into cattle ranching called the old cowboy one rainy evening and said he had a cow with problems having a calf.
The old cowboy got his rope, and drove thru the rain to his neighbor's house. The cow was standing out in the rain with her calf next to her. The old cowboy thought she should be examined anyway.
"Has she ever had a rope on her"?
"Oh, yeah, yeah! Last year!
The old cowboy twirled his rope over his head and made a perfect cast. As soon as the rope went over the cow's head, she bolted. In a dead run, she pulled the old cowboy around the corral on his stomach, full length in the mud, three times around the corral. The old cowboy finally got her stopped, and looking at the young man in a rage said," I thought you said she'd had a rope on her before!"
"I had a rope on her last year, and she did the same thing."
Today's Oneliner
"The meeting of the clairvoyant society has been cancelled due to unforseen circumstances."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Cage Elevator"
There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elevators" is that the doors
(gates) must be closed manually for them to be "called" to another floor.
One day one of the workers, named Peter, takes the elevator to the top floor, and it is subsequently needed on the first floor by the sexton. Unfortunately, Peter forgot and left the door open. After the sexton rings for the elevator a couple times, to no avail, he yells up for the worker to send the lift back down.
Visitors to the cathedral witnessed the sexton of the cathedral, with his head tipped up, yelling to the heavens, "Peter! Close the gates!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a
chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good
job.
Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for
a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon
because he was so sensitive about his looks. However, it
wasn't his glowing proboscis that he wanted changed. He was
proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of
it. No, he was sensitive about his long ears, which were
much more prominent than the ears of the average reindeer,
or bear for that matter.
So one week after Christmas, he let the good doctor do the
pinna reconstructive surgery procedure, and since that time,
January 1st has been celebrated as New Ears Day.
Happy New Ears Day!