Friday, July 16, 2004

Senior golfers

Senior golfers 
  
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for thesport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by, "one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others. "The
sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,"said the third seniorAfter hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest ofthe four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said... "Quit your complaining and just be thankful we're still on the RIGHT SIDE of thegrass!"

"Dieters:

"Dieters:  people that are thick and tired of it."