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AlabamaHell, Yes, We Have ElectricityAlaska11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!ArizonaYes, But It's A Dry HeatArkansasLiteracy Ain't EverythangCaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your HondaColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticutLike Massachusetts, only smallerDelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our WaterFloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting SkillsGeorgiaWe Put The Fun In Fundamentalist ExtremismHawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes. Well, Okay, We're Not - But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good...IllinoisPlease, Don't Pronounce the “S”Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowaWe Do Amazing Things With CornKansasFirst Of The Rectangle StatesKentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaineWe're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap LobsterMarylandIf You Can Dream It, We Can Tax ItMassachusettsOur Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More CorruptMichiganFirst Line Of Defense From The CanadiansMinnesota10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion MosquitoesMississippiCome visit And Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At WorkMontanaLand Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest ElectionsNebraskaAsk About Our State Motto ContestNevadaHookers and Poker!New HampshireGo Away And Leave Us AloneNew JerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!New MexicoLizards Make Excellent PetsNew YorkYou Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney, And No Right To Self Defense!North CarolinaTobacco Is A VegetableNorth DakotaWe Really Are One Of The 50 States!OhioAt Least We're Not MichiganOklahomaLike The Play, But No SingingOregonSpotted Owl... It's What's For DinnerPennsylvaniaCook With CoalRhode IslandWe're Not REALLY An IslandSouth CarolinaRemember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!South DakotaCloser Than North DakotaTennesseeHome of the Al Gore Invention MuseumTexasSe Habla InglesUtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermontToo liberal for the KennedysVirginiaWho Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?WashingtonOur Governor can out-fraud your Governor!West VirginiaOne Big Happy Family... Really!WisconsinCome Cut the Cheese!WyomingWhere Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback MountainThe District of ColumbiaThe Work-Free Drug Place