"Collectable Receipts"
An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.
So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at her defeat in the court asked him curtly, "What am I supposed to do with this?"
"Keep it," the clerk advised politely. "When you get three of them, you get a bicycle, ma'am!"
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What men don't get.
Valentine's day is a test.
Women have been studying for years. We even have study
groups.
Men should study. . .
1. Listen when the significant other mentions that her
friends got flowers at work . . . did she look wishful?
2. She is watching TV . . . a jewelry ad comes on . . . did
she look wishful--did she say she liked whatever they were
selling?
3. When the catalogs came in, did she happen to mention
something she liked? Did you actually show interest to see
what it was?
4. Does she like chocolate and gushy cards? Does she get
teary-eyed at Hallmark commercials?
The majority of women will give you the answers to the test
if you study. Hint: Pay attention!
But guys, don't worry if you fail; you have all year to take
the make-up test!
Received from Janet Crews.