My husband had been the only driver in the family for many
years. I can't drive and usually prefer to sit in the back
of the family car behind the front passenger seat. Our elder
boy would take the front seat and the younger boy sat in the
back with me.
When our elder son got his driver's license, his father was
very happy because he wanted to relax as a passenger for a
change.
On the day our elder son got to drive for the first time,
there was a change in the seating position. My husband
decided he wanted to sit in the back with me, so our younger
boy went to the front.
As we were leaving the parking lot, our younger boy cheered,
"Yeeeaaahh...! We children have taken over the car!" He then
turned around, looked at us, and said with mock severity,
"Now, the two of you behave yourselves in the back." He
paused for a few seconds before adding, "Remember now, no
hanky panky!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to JLH: SNIFFER
A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when another man sat down in the
aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the
middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and
asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second
man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog
is a "Sniffing dog." His name is Sniffer and he's the
best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne,
when I put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the
agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to
"search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle,
and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for
several seconds.
Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on
the Agent's arm.
The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man
and says: "That woman is in possession of marijuana,
so I'm making a note of her seat number and the
authorities will apprehend her when we land.
"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the
aisles.
The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places
TWO paws on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so
again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the
police."
"I like it!" says his seatmate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little
while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing
back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and
proceeded to poop all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior
and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would act like that, so he asks t he agent "What's
going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I Help?
One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting
the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.
His mother said, "No, but I appreciate you asking."
The child responded, "Well, I appreciate you saying no."