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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and John Kerry were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot him was given, Al yelled out, "Tornado!". Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.The last person, John Kerry, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and leap over the wall." As the squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in hisdirection, he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"