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Gift Suggestions
I you have an "Automotive Minded" Person in you life, these gift
suggestions should be considered.
1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to change
the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often overlooked
maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your air every 3000
miles or twice a year. $25
2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to find.
4oz bottle. $12
3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24
4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or
stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium
Filaments, made in the USA! $1 ea.
5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not,
you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50
6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific
application. From $9.99
7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50! $14.99
8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99
9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome. Gold available special order.
$14.99
10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version $59.95
11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version $49.99
12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit $105.59
13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we sell!) $40.24
14. Muffler Bearings From $19.95
15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits From $9.99
16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles). Sold by the
lb-ft/sec $0.50
17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run poorly,
(long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.), it's computer, (ecm, ecu,
black box, etc.), may have become infected with this nasty computer virus.
This product will safely remove the virus. $199
18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in your
rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that the auto
companies have kept secret for years as the recall would cost BILLIONS!
This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now
you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per square ft.
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*Coast Guard Christmas*
Twas the night before Christmas and all through each state,Coast Guard families were starting to celebrate.Just then from the white House came an urgent call,A crisis had arisen that would affect one and all.
In fact the U.S. State Department was frantic,For Santa Claus had just landed in the Atlantic!It Was foggy as ever; Rudolph had made a blunder.Santa, sleigh, and eight reindeer were going under.
Though the stockings were hung by the chimneys with care.Poor Santa gurgled, "I'll never get there."When what to his wondering eye should appear;But some coast guard cutters with their rescue gear!
The officers and crew were so lively and quick;Sure was a lucky break for good ole Saint Nick.With a nod from the captain. they went right to work.Rudolph was embarrassed, he felt like a jerk.
Poor Santa was soggy, but as anyone could see,He was very grateful to the U.S.C.G!And we heard him exclaim as they towed him from sight,"If it weren't for age and weight, I'd enlist Tonight!"
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*Coast Guard Christmas*
Twas the night before Christmas and all through each state,Coast Guard families were starting to celebrate.Just then from the white House came an urgent call,A crisis had arisen that would affect one and all.
In fact the U.S. State Department was frantic,For Santa Claus had just landed in the Atlantic!It Was foggy as ever; Rudolph had made a blunder.Santa, sleigh, and eight reindeer were going under.
Though the stockings were hung by the chimneys with care.Poor Santa gurgled, "I'll never get there."When what to his wondering eye should appear;But some coast guard cutters with their rescue gear!
The officers and crew were so lively and quick;Sure was a lucky break for good ole Saint Nick.With a nod from the captain. they went right to work.Rudolph was embarrassed, he felt like a jerk.
Poor Santa was soggy, but as anyone could see,He was very grateful to the U.S.C.G!And we heard him exclaim as they towed him from sight,"If it weren't for age and weight, I'd enlist Tonight!"
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Quip 1: Marriages are made in heaven, but so again are thunder and lightning.
Quip 2: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Quip 3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Quip 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Quip 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Quip 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Quip 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Quip 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and is a good cook, but the law allows only one wife.
Quip 9: Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.
Quip 10: Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.