"Watch Your Hat and Overcoat"
The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."
Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought of his own coat on the hook.
Finally Moshe said, "You dope... stop watching our overcoats."
"I'm only watching mine," replied Meyer. "Yours has been gone for over half an hour."
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This is a game played by two teams, one out, the other in.
The one that's in sends players out one at a time to see if
they can get in before they get out. If they get out before
they get in, they come in, but it doesn't count. If they get
in before they get out, it does count.
When the ones out get three outs from the ones in before
they get in without being out, the team that's out comes in
and the team in goes out to get those going in out before
they get in without being out.
When both teams have been in and out nine times, the game is
over. The team with the most in without being out before
coming in wins unless the ones in are equal. In which case,
the last ones in go out to get the ones in out before they
get in without being out.
The game will end when each team has the same number of ins
out but one team has more in without being out before coming
in.
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Loose Fitting Clothing"
April teaches many aerobic classes. She told a lady who was looking to sign up for the class to just wear loose fitting clothing to the class.
"Honey," the lady replied, "if I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't be signing up for an exercise class."
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"Archaeologists will date any old thing"
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One Liner
"The police have stopped my husband so many times for speeding, they decided to just give him a season ticket."
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CleanQuote
"Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding." ~ Foghorn Leghorn
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"Family Devotions Review"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned.
When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the story of King Asa, he responded, "Second Chronicles of Narnia!