I I've gotta whisper!

A young couple was expecting a visit from the minister of their church. They wanted everything to go smoothly, but their two-year-old son was just getting the hang of potty training. He was at the stage where he would announce at the top of his voice, "I gotta pee," when he had to go to the bathroom. His father, worried that this might be embarrassing when the minister came to call, instructed the child, "Don't shout that you've got to pee. Whisper!"

That evening the minister makes his visit. He's there a very longtime and the two-year-old is on one foot and the other.

Finally, the minister asks him, "What's the matter, son?"

The child looks at his dad and says, "I've gotta whisper!"

Pastor says, "It's all right, child. Whisper in my ear."

GOD IS LIKE

GOD IS LIKE.........
BAYER ASPIRIN - He works miracles.
a FORD - He's got a better idea.
COKE - He's the real thing.
HALLMARK CARDS - He cares enough to send His very best.
TIDE - He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
GENERAL ELECTRIC - He brings good things to life.
SEARS - He has everything.
ALKA-SELTZER - Try him, you'll like Him.
SCOTCH TAPE - You can't see him, but you know He's there.
DELTA - He's ready when you are.
ALLSTATE - You're in good hands with Him.
VO-5 Hair Spray - He holds through all kinds of weather.
DIAL SOAP - Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.
the U.S. POST OFFICE - Dependably slow (to anger) and steady.